tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-989831632308855571.post5245600861164903876..comments2023-10-29T15:51:43.537+00:00Comments on Mewlings: Join the PartyDuke Fandangohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03229739314909416246noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-989831632308855571.post-69493547645372778142010-04-13T16:00:57.039+01:002010-04-13T16:00:57.039+01:00Duke:
Ever since I was a 12-year-old boy and wrot...Duke:<br /><br />Ever since I was a 12-year-old boy and wrote to the Queen and to John Majors advocating for the arming of constables in the Metropolitan Police Department (and received replies addressed to "Master") I have been waiting to hear the words, "Britain Needs You."<br /><br />I am with you, and ardently seek a position which will necessitate my wearing a dark three-piece suit, bowler, and a patently ridiculous moustache.<br /><br />I remain, your servant,<br />Mr. (formerly Master) ApronMr. Apronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-989831632308855571.post-71860214220920956522010-04-13T08:21:03.641+01:002010-04-13T08:21:03.641+01:00Done Carlston - you are my Director of Communicati...Done Carlston - you are my Director of Communications. Welcome to the party.Duke Fandangohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03229739314909416246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-989831632308855571.post-46325370005322583342010-04-13T08:03:01.053+01:002010-04-13T08:03:01.053+01:00You know, when I saw this post I went and got a cu...You know, when I saw this post I went and got a cuppa tea, sat down in a shirt and trousers and thought "Finally someone can tell ma about the main political parties in Britain, and their views on policies and how they affect first-time voters such as myself". What I actually read was a political broadcast from the NPAPSLP. It was brilliant and if you live in the South Swindon constituency, then you are very welcome to my vote.<br /><br />However, I do think the Elderly Elite Killer Battalions would be much more effective if they had a name that had a bad-ass acronym, such as "BASTERDS" or "OAPS". How about the "Battalion of Aged, Stubborn Troops with Elite Rasict Destructive Skills", or the "Organisation for Anarchic Pensioner Skirmishes". Just a thought.<br /><br />If you get elected, can I be your PR Guru. With enough time and money, I can make acronyms about pretty much everything.ifcarlstonmaddeblogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01609302956147294900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-989831632308855571.post-52212739529887990892010-04-12T18:08:48.898+01:002010-04-12T18:08:48.898+01:00yeay! as a liberal neo-monarchist in america, i em...yeay! as a liberal neo-monarchist in america, i empathise and support.<br />i submit that:<br />1. facial hair = honesty and brawn<br />2. "Killer Carers" should be streamed free on hulu.com<br />3. Seven Minutes in Heaven should be added to the foreign diplomacy slumber party strategy.<br />4. Elderly Elite Killer Battalions will eradicate organized religion: why wait for life after death when you can bring meaning to your existence by living as Rambo at age 70? let's not forget the foreign-land prostitutes. they love you long time.<br /><br />good work, i'll spread the word about your cause and be on the lookout for a brit to marry if you win elections.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com