Headlines are a bit boring at the mo.
Economy this, Expenses that, Jordan in between.
What I'd like to see are some slightly more esoteric headlines. Like these:
Short-sighted Pedophile Kicked to Death by Dwarf.
Osama bin-Laden to become America's Next Top Model.
Queen Attacks Sarcozy; Wins on points.
Jordan Promises To Stop Writing Books, Appearing on TV and Generally Being a Tit.
Apathy Sweeps the Nation; Nobody Cares.
Catholic Church Declares 'We Did It For The LOLZ'.
Thetans Discovered By Science; Tom Cruise Looks Smug.
Bear Baiting To Be Shown On T.V. Piers Morgan To Host.
Simon Cowell's Ego Collapses - Black Hole Formed.
I'm Feeling Poorly. Get Me Lemsip.
Nihilism New Religion And Th...
Brown Says Stuff - No One Gives a Monkeys.
Pope Says That The Whole Gay Thing Was An Error. Soz.
SOS To Be Replaced With OMFG!!!!!!!!!!11
God Makes Visit To Archbishop of Canterbury - He Looked Really Fucking Angry.
Feel free to add any others that spring to mind via the comment bit.
Christmassy post to come next time.